On Monday
history was made at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco as
the first-ever state recognised human-animal marriage took place. But the man
quickly said after the wedding that he won’t have sex with the dog.
resident 35-year-old Paul Horner was the groom during the ceremony. Joining him
was his faithful dog Mac who is 36-years-old in dog years. Mac also decided to
be the groom but ended up wearing a white veil at the last moment.
McHale who officiated the outdoor wedding told reporters he was extremely happy
to be a part of this joyous moment of life.
“This is the
definition of true love my friends. There is nothing more sacred than the bond
between a man and his faithful dog,” McHale said.
“Now, since
it is recognised as a legally binding marriage in the state of California, Mr.
Horner and Mac will have all the same tax  benefits and everything else
coming to them that a regular married couple would receive. It’s a fantastic
day to be alive!”
So how could
this have happened? In the book of California’s State Laws and Regulations
there is a little known law that was passed as the state was first forming in
1850.  Article 155, paragraph 10,  clearly states:
‘If a man
and a man can get married and a woman and a woman can get married, if ever
comes that day, then a human and animal will have the exact same rights to
marriage in every eye of the law. God help us if this ever is to happen!’
attendance was Horner’s entire family who flew in from Hawaii to witness the
event. Mac had her puppies on hand and making a special celebrity appearance
was Alex from Stroh’s and Spuds Mckenzie.
“I just love
my Mac so much, I can’t wait till we can finally get back to the honeymoon
sweet in Montana where bestiality is legal. Gosh, get with the times
California! We can marry here just fine, but love making is a big no-no,” said
“People keep
asking me why I wanted to marry a dog. I told them I just want the same god
given rights that every person in California is allowed to have. Don’t tell me
I can’t marry my dog. I don’t tell you that you can’t marry a 500 lb woman with
gas issues. That’s your decision. Don’t tread on me. I love my dog and I know
he loves me a hundred times more than any gay wedding out there.”
With this
wedding between a man and a male dog now on the books, one can only ask what is
in store next?


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